Joshua Malbin

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the end is here. All chapters of Soap and Water are now posted at Red Lemonade, so get on over there to read the conclusion and leave your comments.

Some of you have gotten in touch and apologized for falling behind a few chapters or more. A couple of words about that. 1) I’m grateful to anyone who reads any part of the book, so no need to apologize. More important, though, 2) serialization was never anything more than a promotional tactic. I never expected most readers to hang on every week — in fact, you’ve completely exceeded my hopes in that regard. The point of serialization was to remind people of the book over and over, so that when I finally posted the whole thing online the audience ready to receive it would be a bit larger.

That’s where we are now, and that’s why this is the time I most need your help. Please share the link to Soap and Water on Facebook and Twitter. If you’ve liked however much you’ve read of it, tell a friend to check it out. Tell him/her that for a limited time I’m making it available for free as an ebook download on the Soap and Water page here, and the only donation I ask in return is a minute of their time to leave a comment. (Also now up on that same page is audio of chapter 25.)

You’ve all helped me out so much already, anything more that comes of this I will always owe partly to you. And for what more comes of it right now, I am depending 100% on you. Please spread the word any way you can, and if you have any other ideas for promotions I might try, let me know. A couple of you have already given me great ideas, and I will be pursuing them.

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Soap and Water chapters 44 and 45 are now posted to Red Lemonade. In the first, Meg falls apart after a crisis, and in the second ‘Tit Jean plays out his part in the vigilante raid on Area 51. We’re getting very close to the end here. Things will either all come together or they won’t.

E-reader versions are available on the Soap and Water page, as is audio to chapter 24.

I know I’ve been pestering you guys for your help for months now, and you’ve come through with flying colors. And I know some of you have fallen behind, and that’s perfectly okay. But next week will be the Final Installment of Soap and Water, and when that happens I want to make one last big push to get attention for the book.

So please think of one person you think might like the book, one person you think might be willing to read just the first chapter, or any random chapter, and leave a note saying that they liked it, or hated it, or anything.

And then don’t do anything. Hold that information to yourself. Invite them next week. Get ready to reTweet, and Facebook forward, and do anything else you might be willing to do to help me out.

Because this could very well be this book’s one shot at getting into the world, and you guys are the ones who can make it happen. You’ve brought me so far already, and I’m so very grateful.

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Soap and Water chapters 42 and 43 are now posted at Red Lemonade. In the first, forces converge to bust kids out of prison; in the second, those kids in prison mobilize to free themselves. But inside and outside have no way of communicating. Will they manage to help each other?

E-reader versions are on the Soap and Water page, along with newly posted audio to chapter 23. Thank you as always for reading, thank you even more for commenting, and thank you above all for Facebook-sharing and retweeting.

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Happy New Year’s everybody! Like perhaps many people I get gloomy and reflective around this time of year, thinking about all the things I haven’t accomplished, but this New Year I am greatly cheered by the feeling that for once there’s at least a few people out there interested in this book I’ve worked so hard on. So thank you all for giving me hope that 2012 will be better than 2011.

With that in mind, Soap and Water chapter 41 is now posted on Red Lemonade. After many, many pages of setting up dominoes, this is the chapter where they begin to fall. Confrontations happen. There’s desperation and conflict. Exciting stuff.

As always, e-reader versions are on the Soap and Water page here. I’ve also just put up an .mp3 of chapter 22.

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Just a brief note to let you know that the audio version of chapter 21 is now posted on the Soap and Water page.

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Merry Boxing Day! I have presents for you all: fresh chapters of a literary scifi postcrash novel! That is to say, chapters 39 and 40 of Soap and Water are now posted to Red Lemonade. The characters have all gathered in one spot; the final showdown approaches.

E-reader versions are on the Soap and Water page as usual. I did not have the chance to record any audio chapters for you this week, but I will soon and will alert you when they’re posted.

Please comment! And thank you all for continuing to read and share.

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Soap and Water chapters 36 and 37 are now posted to Red Lemonade. The first brings to a head ‘Tit Jean’s Jobian confrontation with his God, and in the second Veronica gets really, really pissed. E-reader versions are available on the Soap and Water page here as always, as are newly recorded audio versions of chapters 19 and 20. I’ve figured out how to do some basic audio editing, so it should sound just a smidge better.

Everybody’s going home for Christmas, right? You all need something to read or listen to on the plane? Why not catch up on post-apocalyptic sci-fi with a literary tinge? Tell your friends.

And of course, to the many of you who have already told your friends and who continue to read and comment, a most sincere thank you.

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Soap and Water chapters 35 and 36 are now posted at Red Lemonade. For those of you who, like me, have trouble reading long chapters in a browser window and yet don’t want to go to the trouble of figuring out the e-reader-friendly versions posted on the Soap and Water page here, I suggest the Read It Later plugin for Firefox or Chrome. A friend just showed it to me and it’s awesome: once you’re signed in on your computer, you can save any Web page to be read later on your phone or iPad, even when you’re out of range (like on the subway, say).

Unfortunately I have not yet done the legwork to make it as simple for you to download the .mp3s of these chapters, but I have recorded another, chapter 18. It’s up on the Soap and Water page as well.

Many, many thanks to those of you who continue to make the time to read and comment on these chapters. You have no idea how much you’re helping me out.

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Soap and Water chapters 33 and 34 are now posted at Red Lemonade. One of them has Veronica getting violent again; the other has foreboding. E-reader versions are on the Soap and Water page here, along with newly posted audio to chapter 17 for your ear-holes.

Thank you so much to all who keep reading, commenting, and sharing. From now on, when you recommend it to your friends you can tell them “It’s like The Hunger Games meets Cadillac Desert.” That’s a new thing I’m trying out. Opinions?

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Soap and Water chapter 32 is now up at Red Lemonade. E-reader versions are on the Soap and Water page here as always. Also on that page I now have audio through chapter 16.

My Thanksgiving Thankfulness goes out to all of you who keep helping me out by reading, commenting, and sharing. I hope you all had good Thanksgivings too.

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