A General Antidote to Aaron Sorkin: Take Once When Necessary

by on Jun.26, 2012, under television


“What do you believe in?”


“Come again?”

“Malthus, but mandatorily. Compulsory depopulation by infanticide, suicide, genocide, or whatever other means suggest themselves. AIDS, for example, that’ll do, why should queers be so special?”

“I see.”

“I also believe in cigarettes, cholesterol, alcohol, carbon monoxide, masturbation, the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the Daily Telegraph, and not properly labeling fatal poisons, but above all else, most of all, I believe in the one thing that can come out of people’s mouths: vomit.”

(–The Singing Detective)

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